What is THIS??!! OMG?!??

To reframe the question, ahem.
Excuse me, where was I? Yes.

WHAT THE FUCK IS LIFE ?!

Yes people. You guessed right. Today, I’m going to answer the question which has tickled our assholes ever since we had assholes.

I don’t want to talk of a time when we didn’t have assholes. Please, bear with me.

Sigh. Here goes.

Life is the search for food and sex until we reach a state where we don’t need food and sex.
I.e. When we are DEAD.
DIDJA HEAR THAT – DEAD!!!!

Now many a gent or a lady will be asking

What about our identity, our personality, our soul, our society, our career, our religion, our feelings, our emotions, our blogs? ”

Let me answer.

All this stuff above are things- which I can’t bring myself to type again
AND
which occupy our big, creepy brains when our bellies are full and our libido is exhausted.

We think up all that when we are stuffed with food and emptied of hormones.

For example –
Would I be writing this BULLSHIT if I was hungry or horny??

NO!!!

If I was hungry or horny, I would be eating and… doing stuff.

You wouldn’t be reading this SHIT if you were hungry or horny, would you? WOULD YOU?!!?!!

No.

Now you can be satisfied with my answer. Or you can just have
YOUR ASSHOLES TICKLED TILL THE END OF TIME.

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, for having spared your precious time to read this CRAP.